Don't let a mess happen in your lap!

Ever been just about to bite into a juicy, delectable Whopper or one of those Carl's Jr. 1/2 lb $6 Thickburgers, especially the messy ones ones with bacon and guacamole, when all of a sudden most of the good stuff slides out from between the buns and fills your lap with a steaming heap of beef, cheese, and catsup??

Spare yourself from this heartrending despair in the future by learning forthwith the proper technique:

Helpful diagram by the Art of Manliness, although women need this skill just as much!