How Do You Like Your Deer?

At Rainier Shattles' house in Jackson County, Mississippi mystery lights are appearing out of nowhere and flash-frying all the baby deer! And there are pictures.

That's what I conclude after hurriedly glancing at their story. But it's a free country (?) and we're at liberty to make up marginally true stories at will and, when backed against the wall, call them metaphors.

Here, judge for yourself:

"30 Minutes or its Free!"

Photo courtesy of Dean Muskett

Tiny, secret aircraft are buzzing us down here in Texas. We assume they are 'ours,' but you never know. What if the President of China feels like Tex-Mex? It could be perceived as a sign of weakness in the all-important geopolitical arena of down-home cooking to just call up an Amarillo restaurant, you know. This could be may be their best bet to get some that's hot and fresh. Their space program is going well, so this is probably a cinch!