A New Taste Treat!

I just discovered that steak with pineapple on it is delicious!

The easy way to make your home posh!

Today it's boring, ordinary April 2nd, of course, but I really liked this April Fools email/post thingy I got yesterday from the Historical Emporium (which can make anyone look spiffy)!

Mystical Mars

More evidence of Mars' highly advanced magic powers!

Thanks to Curiosity the Martian Rover we are learning more about the red planet than we did in all the centuries of scientific endeavour before it got there. As you know if you faithfully read these pages, we've discovered the first evidence of petrified lizards in space. In addition, Sleestaks from Land of the Lost have also been found next to the last of their bowling balls.

But now, in possibly the most mind-boggling revelation yet, NASA has uncovered (and simultaneously denied, as they always do)  great feats of magic performed millennia ago by the now-fossilized lizards. Apparently, the mighty power of their levitation tricks still floats spoons in the reddish wilderness to this very day!