The Meaning of Life Revealed -- Briefly

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Like most deep and heavy people in the world, you too have no doubt contemplated the question: What is the meaning of life?

Well, you're just out of luck!

The actual meaning of life was discovered by a guy named Postmil back in 2000, and he offered this blinding revelation to the highest bidder on eBay.  Here's what the most important moment in all of history looked like if you had been chosen by the Fates to be bidding at the right place and at the right time.

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I have discovered the reason for our existence and will be happy to share this information with the highest bidder.

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But you weren't. And so, after a total of 8 bids, the infinite truth of all existence was passed down from the Trancendent Ascended Master postmil to the new avatar for a new age mojo120843@aol.com  on February 8, 2000 for a suitably humble and self-effacing $3.26.

And the cosmos was changed forever.