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More evidence of Mars' highly advanced magic powers! |
Thanks to
Curiosity the Martian Rover we are learning more about the red planet than we did in all the centuries of scientific endeavour before it got there. As you know if you faithfully read these pages, we've discovered the first evidence of
petrified lizards in space. In addition,
Sleestaks from
Land of the Lost have also been found next to the last of their bowling balls.
But now, in possibly the most mind-boggling revelation yet, NASA has uncovered (and simultaneously denied, as they always do)
great feats of magic performed millennia ago by the now-fossilized lizards. Apparently, the mighty power of their levitation tricks still floats spoons in the reddish wilderness to this very day!
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