Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Yoo-Hoo Update

To recapitulate: first, wandering Governor Sanford had to do some writing, then he was out hiking, then he took a spontaneous trip to Argentina, and now the story is he was having a torrid affair with a mysterious Argentinian woman -- which, come to think of it, doesn't sound that much more credible than the other stories! But it's apparently the true one (unless it's just a cover for the real story: that he was actually with a saucy, mysterious Argentinian burro named Carmelita!).

I guess it's better to find out a fellow's unglued before he ends up in the Oval Office with the nuclear codes. Thank goodness all of our presidential candidates are all throroughly vetted and have no odd quirks or secret obsessions that might leap out and suprise us during a moment of crisis.

Right? We do do that, right?

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