Tuesday, June 30, 2009

"Much to Learn, You Still Have..."

Forced to fly off and save the Rebel Alliance before your trainng was complete? Afraid you haven't practiced enough to go up against the next Sith Lord?

Well fear not, young Padawan! With the new "Star Wars Force Trainer" you can practice your Jedi powers just like Luke did on Dagobah. Great for whiling away those long, lonely hours in an X-Wing fighter. And it only costs $120!

As Master Yoda says: "Buy or buy not -- there is no try!"

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